I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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