is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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