i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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