I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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