How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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