Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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