i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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