Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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