Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I know her cup size but not her name....
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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