there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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