Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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