She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
This is classic penis vs brain.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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