Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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