Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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