But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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