jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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