YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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