6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Hippo gnu deer
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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