Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I came so hard my ears popped.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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