I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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