I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I can't turn off my feet"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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