he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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