I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
