he puts the penis in happiness.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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