One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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