help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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