Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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