but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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