I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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