There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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