i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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