the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Drunk is not a location!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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