How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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