glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We're too hungover to prance.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
