I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
