I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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