the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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