physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
