i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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