So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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