Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
