i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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