he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
