just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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