when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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