We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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