Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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