He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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