Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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