Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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